Kid’s take on some Famous Sayings

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A few famous quotes re-did by the point of view of my children’s personalities. Each child is different and unique with a different outlook on life.

Thomas H. Palmer
If at first you don’t succeed – try try again

Cb’s version – If at first you don’t succeed – Quit and find something else to do.

Bub’s version – If at first you don’t succeed – Why was you ever doing it in the first place? There is Minecraft to be played and your causing me to waste my time.

Lou’s version – If at first you don’t succeed – Hurry! Hurry! keep trying no matter how many times Mommy says NO…. She isn’t that fast,  again again.

Franklin D Roosevelt
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Cb – The only thing we have to fear is pretty much anything that has to do with failing.

Bub – The only think we have to fear is finding my Minecraft disk scratched….. NOOOOOO!

Lou – Fear? What’s that?

Great minds think alike.

Cb- Great minds think like me.

Bub – Great minds think this is a waste of time.

Lou- Great minds think about me, ALL THE TIME!

Voltaire
“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”

Cb- I disapprove of what you say, Shut up.

Bub – I approve of what you say if that will make you go away.

Lou – I don’t really care what you just said, I didn’t say it, sing it, or see it on Youtube. It matters not to me what you said.

Edward A. Murphy
“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”

CB – Anything that can go wrong, will happen to me.

Bub – Anything that can go wrong, will but it’s best to roll with the punches.

Lou – Anything that can go wrong, will probably be cause by me.

Mis quoted to Marie Antoinette actually from Jean-Jacques Rosseau’s Confessions
“Let them eat cake.”

CB- Let them eat cake, just not chocolate cake, Chocolate is yuck! Also no icing please.

Bub – Let them eat cake! Cake??? Someone say cake? Where is this cake? Can I have some Cake? What kind of Cake?

Lou – Let me eat cake!!!

5 thoughts on “Kid’s take on some Famous Sayings

  1. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your posts lately are so speaking my language! This is hilarious- Becka! You are too good. Your writing skills are blowing up! If you ever stop blogging I will cry! I am going to read this again lol

  2. I don’t play Minecraft but I did find myself agreeing with Bub in most of these great quotes!
    It was the cake that really did it.

  3. aww 🙂 thanks. I’m feeling in a silly mood lately. I would be very sad if you stopped too. I love reading your posts! I look forward to them.

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